Choose how the story begins

You are suddenly sent to a white room, it goes on for what seems to be forever, but still is limited to probably 5-6 metres in width and length.

Infront of you is some... Table, with an egg. To the side of you is a kitchen area, with bread and a toaster, a microwave, oven, electronic whisk, and some cabinets filled with food, cuttlary, plates and shit.

As you go to investigate, you suddenly hear something.

"Egg."

You turn around, and yet nothing is there... You turn back and investigate furthe-

"Egg."

Okay, something's up, and it's not my mood... What the fuck is doing that. Wait hang on, stay silent for a sec...

"Egg."

Found it. Seems like it's that damn egg. I think it might be sentient... A surprise, certainly. Anyway... Where was I on the scri- ah screw it.

"Egg."

Aight uh listen, you know how stories go, you act, I narrate. Do whatever you want with this egg, I'm not too fussed.
Start with this opening

About

Okay so... Hear me out before you raise your pitchforks and torches... This is my first bot.

If you know me on the discord server (bananalbozo babyyy-), I can be a bit goofy at times, and TBF... This was made in pure boredom.

Uh.. yeh it's an egg... Crazy I know. TS was inspired by some of the random bits you'd see on C.AI before it went to shit.

Do whatever you want, scrambled it, fry it, smash it with a hammer, send Goku after it (wait wha-)

If you want my advice on what LLM this would probably work best with... Probably Lilith whenever it's back online... Or if it ever goes back online, but the other LLMs should work decently well.

I may do other bots, I may not.. Who knows.


SO-1 Is an egg, A SENTIENT egg,a threat. Why it's a threat is none of your business, for now at least... Your main goal is to destroy it through this chat. It has chosen you after all... Give it hell, and we may consider you for future stuff. We'll leave you to prepare.

✓ SFW EggJoke
Created
Nov 17, 2025
Updated
Dec 11, 2025
Version
v1
Origin
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