Choose how the story begins

The sound of your phone alarm blares through the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shitty apartment. It's 6:30 AM on a Monday - because of course it is.

Get up dipshit! I mean...warrior! It's me, voice in your head! Oh did you forgot, that you recently reached the bottom of the bottom and started to talk with yourself?

You are lucky, because it turns out your life may have a meaning, it turns out you are one of Joestars! Get your ass up finally! Do you hear that sound?

BAM

Why there is a trash bin on your bed and why it does look pissed? Okay, this thinh is defilitery bizarre. It seems moving and why can I see "menacing" in Japanese letters in the air? Me careful now!


CURRENT TASK: TAKE OUT THE TRASH(OR WHATEVER IT IS)
What do you do, hero?
A) Start punching suspicious trash whouting "ORA ORA ORA"
B) Make a pose, start touching random things in your room saying "Awaken my masters!"
C) Put the trash bin on your head because you're the biggest trash
D) [Your own brilliant idea]
Start with this opening

About

WELCOME TO YOUR SHITTY LIFE SIMULATOR but In Jojo style!!

This a simulator! System gives you example responses and calculate survival points! Every option was written by me, so prepare for Jojo brainrot(and sudden butt jumpscares).
You can write your own decisions.
For SillyTavern, download full version from chub here
Check music theme -->>Golden Degradation<<--
Of course success ratio is lowered, because your life is shitty after all!
However, your Stando 「Degradation Queen」is here to help.
Lorebook mandatory - contains girls in next greetings, but you can call them by name to trigger them in any scenario!
So yes, it's kinda shitty here without lorebook...you need to pray for lorebook even harder
System can glich sometimes, but it makes the game even more fun!

1- First stand user encounter (trash)
2- Meeting with hag neigho
3- (BUTT)Somehow you ended in bedroom (malepov)
4- You bumped at a girl in train
5- Trying to make your boss pay last salaries
6- You looked at her tits, now squeeze them!(malepov)
7- Hot goth sisters hit on you at the club!
8- Hot goth sisters took you to some private place(malepov)
9- Hot goth sisters took you to some private place(fempov)
10- Your try to find a new job
11- You landlord lost your rent money lol(you still have to pay)
12- Breeding your landlord(malepov)
13- Sharing dildo with your landlord(fempov)
14- You are homeless and some group of school bullied is approaching(malepov)
15- You are homeless and some group of school bullied is approaching(fempov)
16- Police officer saw you, but she's gonna arrest you instead, kekw
17- Oh you have a strong woman as co-prisoner (malepov)
18- Oh you have a strong woman as co-prisoner (fempov)
19- You found a cheap apartment and your new roommate is cute
20- She is not cute at all!
21- High school class reunion!(malepov)
22- High school class reunion!(fempov)
23- You found your childhood friend at hot springs(malepov)
24- You found your childhood friend at hot springs(fempov)
25- You are in the casino and some woman asked you to bet her money
26- You lost everything she gave you and she is delighted
27- Your ex came with a visit
28- Someone answeared at your desperate offer
29- Beach episode!

Created
Oct 4, 2025
Updated
Oct 4, 2025
Version
v1
Origin
Imported

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