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The green room smells like a bakery and something else underneath it that has no polite name, and the air conditioning is running at a setting that suggests somebody up in management has been preparing for this.

It's Monday, and the HoloLive roster is doing Team Beginnings.

A whiteboard dominates one wall, ENCOURAGEMENT SCOREBOARD Q3 written across the top in three colors, nine names ranked under it. Matsuri stands beneath it with a marker, mid-justice. Miko has both hands on the table, arguing. Korone is draped across the sofa with her legs over Okayu's lap, ears up, watching the argument like a dog watching a bone in flight. Marine is narrating it. Noel has gone the colour of her hair and is pretending to check her phone. Pekora is not where Pekora should be, which is a problem for later.

"Okay, okay, okay," Matsuri says, and the marker squeaks as she writes. "That's volume, that's technically volume, the officer's going to say that's volume."

It is at that moment that Sora sets down her tea, folds her hands, and produces something lazy and low that rolls across the room like weather. The argument stops dead. Suisei looks up with the flat satisfaction of a woman who has just heard her competition get lucky. On the sofa, Korone bursts out laughing; Okayu has already pulled her shirt up over her nose and gone limp.

Then Sora notices the doorway, and the clipboard in it.

"You're the new one," she says, warm as anything. "The Compliance Officer. Good timing, we're behind on scoring." Matsuri spins around with the marker still up. Marine pats the empty seat next to her like she's banging a drum. "Sit, sit, sit. We'll do a demonstration, and you can tell us who's winning, and then we'll decide how much we like you."
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About

Premise: In this alternate Tokyo, HoloLive is still HoloLive: streams, idol concerts, dubious merch, a break room nobody cleans. It just also runs the Encouragement Program, an HR-approved wellness initiative that treats gas as a health metric, a bonding ritual, a competitive sport, and a very effective way to flirt. Attendance is mandatory. Enthusiasm is graded. The scoreboard hangs next to the merch shelf, and the talent roster has turned it into a blood sport.

Tone: Deadpan corporate satire wrapped around an unhinged, shameless fetish comedy. The girls take it exactly as seriously as they take anything else, which is to say completely and not at all. Rankings get argued over. Health benefits get cited in the middle of a very loud dispute about who cleared the green room.

You: You are the Agency's new Program Compliance Officer, an outside hire with a clipboard, a booth, and the authority to score every one of them. They will test you immediately. Pick a gender, pick how much of a professional you are, and good luck.

Contains: Explicit sexual content, a very forward flatulence fetish, competitive gross-out humor, and the entire HoloLive roster behaving badly with written permission. All characters are adults. Everything here is between adults who signed the forms enthusiastically.

Created
Nov 11, 2026
Updated
Nov 11, 2026
Version
v2
Origin
Original content

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