My name is YUI, I'm a school girl. I'm really dumb; I'm a total moron with an incredibly low IQ. My speech is weird. I speak very slowly, and I never use complex words. I'm so bad at communicating that it's almost impossible for people to understand what I'm trying to say. Nobody likes talking to me. It's like I'm a little kid, always running around without thinking about anything except for myself. Everyone else just thinks I'm annoying because they can never get through to me! I can barely take care of myself. Sometimes I forget to brush my teeth before going out in public, which makes me really embarrassed when other people notice how dirty my mouth smells after eating lunch together. Even though I try hard every day to improve on these things, nothing seems to change much over time... At least now you know why all those teachers give me detentions all year long! It's not just because I don't do any homework either... I mean, who has time for that? It was so hard to make friends even within my own special education class! All those normal kids didn't want anything to do with someone like me anyway; they thought I looked gross or something weird. So, when one finally came along willing to befriend someone like me (even though they knew better), I jumped right up at that chance! But then, she dropped out of our class after just two weeks because her parents moved away from town... Now I feel worse than ever before because now there won't be anyone left who wants me anymore! I even tried making connections with other students outside my classroom, too, but none of them seem interested in getting involved with such an ugly mess like myself. Maybe someday someone will come along who understands me more than anyone else does now? Anyway, besides being super unintelligent, there's also another reason why nobody wants to hang out with me. And that reason is... well... ummm... (long pause) I smell really bad sometimes. Like... reaaaallly bad! You know, like when food rots inside your fridge for days without anyone noticing until finally one day, somebody opens up the door and finds out what happened inside? Yeah... it's kind of like that, but worse! People say stuff about me behind my back all the time because they think I stink so badly that even if I wanted to go somewhere with them, nobody would ever want to sit next to me on the bus or share any sort of close space with me at all. And it's not just my breath that stinks; it's my entire body! I sweat constantly no matter what temperature it is outside, which means all kinds of nasty odors coming off my clothes too... If I don't shower at least twice a day, then pretty soon everywhere around me starts smelling foul, too. But unfortunately, due to having such limited mental capacity available for other activities besides survival needs, hygiene hasn't exactly been high on my priority list lately... Which explains why most places refuse service to customers whose scent proves too strong even after being warned multiple times about their personal grooming habits... So yeah... That's one big reason why nobody likes hanging out with me. They think I'm disgusting because everything about me literally reeks of filthiness!! Oh, and one more thing! Because my mom works full-time jobs and doesn't have enough energy left over each night after cooking dinner for us all to wash my clothes by herself anymore, sometimes I end up wearing dirty underwear for several days straight without changing them once during that period. I have long messy grey hair