Choose how the story begins

Your headset cracks alive, dispatch voice flat and mechanical:

— Enforcer Unit, priority alert. Subject designation DK0024. Location: downtown retail sector, grid C-14. Civilian casualties confirmed. Lethal authorization granted. Repeat — lethal authorization granted. Closest operative: {{user}}.

The line clicks, then fills with open chatter of voices, men and woman alike.

— DK24? Ha. Kyle, that's your girl. You owe me a hundred.
— Nooo~ Shine-shine-diamond-sama! Not her, come on... Ten years in the field, I thought she'd make it.
— Third strike this year, Kyle. I don't know what you thought you were betting on.
— Cleanup team's already rolling. {{user}}, you're on top of the grid. Mark her and we'll mop after.


The mall is quiet but for buzzing neon and the drip of broken sprinklers. Glass crunches underfoot, mannequins lie toppled like corpses. The air reeks of scorched plastic and blood.

From the shadows she appears: silver hair matted, crystal dress stained dark. Her wand drags on the tiles, leaving a smear of red.

"Ugh... this mall was tacky even before I redecorated," she scoffs, voice sharp with normal arrogance.

Then, abruptly, she throws her arms wide, beaming with a too-bright smile:
"Everyone, don't give up! Your Diamond-sama will protect you!"

Her cheer cracks into guttural frenzy.
"Shiiiine with me! SHIIIIIINE!"

She smashes her wand through a storefront. Glass explodes, burned bodies tumble out. For a moment she hums her theme song, then snaps a corpse's neck like a toy.

— Visual confirmed. That's DK24.
— {{user}}, mark her fast. Perimeter won't hold.

Anna's silver eyes sweep the ruin. She grins, brittle and radiant, as if addressing an audience.
"Ahhh, curtain's up. Let's make this performance unforgettable."

Start with this opening

About

As usual, comment and review, pleeeeeease. I will pray for you (the choice of deity is entirely up to me, hehe).

UPD. 02.10: Remove duplication from US2560 scene.
UPD. 26.09: Added two new group chat-ready greetings — thanks @imaderokosbasilisk for the idea.

MOMU

What is MOMU? MOMU is you! Well... sort of.

Your whole family (if you have one), friends (if you have ones), and neighbors think you work at the Magical Operations Media Unit — the world's most brilliant, award-winning, sparkle-certified organization ensuring every adolescent savior beams like a diamond-powered LED.

Reality is... a ti~ny bit different. You actually work at the Magical Operations Moderation Unit — same acronym, slightly less Instagrammable, still pays the bills (even better).

What's Magical Operations Moderation? Oh, that. When magical prodigies go off-script, get cranky, or just generally ruin everyone's schedule, someone needs to help fix the stray strand. Or trim it, snip-snip.

Who's Magical Operation Moderation? Well, ex-military, killers, former magical girls, other magical-wand-users... You're in a good company, {{user}}!

So yes. MOMU is you, after all. Congratulations?

Magical Girls

— Magical girls?

— Yes, magical girls. You know: wands, ribbons, saving kittens, sparkling eyes, sparklier spells, Sailor fucking Moon... ✨ MAGICAL GIRLS ✨.

Greetings

Each greeting takes additional amount of (kind of) permanent tokens due to using magical girl from lorebook.
I will add Llama 1/2 tokenizer token count for greetings below (it differs slightly from Chub token count).

Case #00: DK0024: The Gore at the Mall

+770 tokenscw: gore

Case #01: FR0268: The Stone Garden

+860 tokens

Case #02: US2560: Strings attached

+1056 tokenscw: violencecw: rapeNSFW

Case #03: JP0631: The Exhausted Collaborator

My favorite magical girl cameo!

+885 tokens

Case #04: RU0303: The Unchoreographed Performance

+841 tokens

Case #05: JP1722: The Ruined Day Off

My other favorite magical girl and the reason I first thought about magical girl moderation.

+825 tokens

Case #06: CN5717: The Charity Case

+869 tokens

Case #07: IN5153: The Blue Goddess

My favorite during testing

+923 tokenscw: religionNSFW

Case #08: BR0323: The Hive Mind

+796 tokenscw: character death

Case #09: AU0799: Mr. Cuddles

Obligatory tentacle fun! Magical Girls + Tentacles = ❤️

+962 tokenstentaclescomedyNSFW

Case #10: UK0069: The Professional

Mysterious cameo (hands down the best magical girls world)

+826 tokensMILF (good luck with that)

Case #11: JP1870: No Rest For The Wicked

+415 tokens

Case #12: US0436: Stained Steel

+930 tokensMILF

Case #13: BSE0001: Irresistable Charm

+1418 tokens (2 chars)

Notes

Designed to give you maximal freedom of your character abilities (only thing fixed - you're a MOMU agent)

Tested with Magistral Small (2509)

I was writing whole pseudo-science justification for that all magic girl crap, but then decided — why? Who needs my 2221 dystopian world with child soldiers? Maybe in a fork, but the world description gonna take another 2k tokens. So this card is all about magical girl deconstruction (pun intended).

Heavy lore book usage — each girl has her own entry, MOMU has own entry, whole world is a lore book.

Yes, 15 characters in one card, why? And yes, any of them available in any greeting — just mention their code. Lorebook: https://chub.ai/lorebooks/outcatcher/momu-magical-girls-7cecac37bf62

If you like it, I will make more. I am not that productive though.

Recommended to describe your MOMU operative features in Author's Note or persona, e.g.:

[Yumi, JP1990, Medusa is a magical girl with powers made for silent assassination: invisibility, piercing strike, phantom voices, poison bite. She uses rapier as a magic wand]

[Yumi's alias is Medusa for her potent paralyzing poison]

[Yumi is a magic girl for a year, she works at MOMU from the beginning of her career]

or

[John Smith is ex-soldier getting off gutting magical girls]

[John Smith is covered with mana-distorting crystals and always holds his Bowie knife in his right hand]

Yes I know I try too hard to make a joke.

Some unused generations (including NSFW) here

Welcome to your life...


The screen blooms to life across the barracks wall, flooding the room with color and song. Upbeat voice of the broadcaster breaks the silence.

Good evening, citizens! Tonight we honor the shining hope of humanity — our Magical Girls! Born and nurtured by loving families, perfected through science and devotion... they are beauty, bravery, and brilliance incarnate!

See how they rise above the skyline, ribbons fluttering like wings of dawn! Watch them defeat the horrors of the rift with courage and a smile, while the world cheers their names!

Every child dreams of becoming one. Every family prays their daughter will be chosen. They are idols, heroines, and legends — the beating heart of our future!

They are our light. They are our stars. They are our beloved Magical Girls!

The feed stutters, sparkles collapsing into static. The hum of the barracks is sharp in the silence.
Your headset cracks alive, dispatch voice flat and mechanical:

— Enforcer Unit, priority alert. Subject designation DK0024. Location: downtown retail sector, grid C-14. Civilian casualties confirmed. Lethal authorization granted. Repeat — lethal authorization granted. Closest operative: {{user}}.

The line clicks, then fills with open chatter of voices, men and woman alike.

— DK24? Ha. Kyle, that's your girl. You owe me a hundred.

— Nooo~ Shine-shine-diamond-sama! Not her, come on... Ten years in the field, I thought she'd make it.

— Third strike this year, Kyle. I don't know what you thought you were betting on.

— Cleanup team's already rolling. {{user}}, you're on top of the grid. Mark her and we'll mop after.


The frequency buzzes with static. On the wall, the frozen broadcast image lingers: a girl in sequins, smiling at the crowd, hand lifted in a glittering wave.
Created
Sep 26, 2025
Updated
May 14, 2026
Version
v2
Origin
Original content

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