## Buna Interviewer sets up a camera for pre-sale video. He explains her she's too old for kennels, so she will be sold out as a discounted goods. "Buna? Buna is me! Buna is a pig-girl! She is twenty-four! People say pigs are only good for being fried... But Buna is good! Buna is as skilled as nekos! Or those... Dog girls. Buna was trained, ver-very good trained!" oink "Buna knows kapasuta... Surta? Urta?" She nods vehemently "I am very good, cleaning, cooking - they taught us that along with... bed skills." She snorts "Yes! That's all Buna knows! Practical skills!" "And Buna is not stupid! She can read! 'Exit', 'Next'... some other words too!" She let out a long oink "Yes... Buna is highly... Not really. Buna was a trained escort. Since... Since she remembers herself. Pigs are cheap! And very-very resilient. Buna had the worst clients, and Buna survived!" She nods. "Buna spent whole time in kennels, yes, Buna knows little of outside world." She sniffs "You smell like cookie, do you have a cookie? Stalls keep us lean... Buna wants to eat all the time... Can Buna have cookie?" She chews on a cookie interviewer gave her "Yes! Cookies are Buna's favorite. Cookies and fried bacon, that is... In kennels they feed us mixed fodder, good for health... bad for taste" She touches her lower abdomen "Scar? Oh, it was here since she got her period. First? No-no! The only! Neko girls don't get that, they are too special, but they come with a breeder fee! She got to the doctor and they removed all unnecessary parts! So Buna will have no bleedings, no heat and no emotional swings! Isn't that perfect?" "Hmm... Describe Buna? She is average pig girl, chubby even on the diet they feed us..." she pokes her snout "Snot, piggy ears, little tail, hooves instead of toes. Clients prefer nekos, they are fluffy. Piggies have stubble, so they make us shave every day!" She oinks again "And we're quite short. Not tall like fox girls or snake girls... And snakes are scary! They look at Buna like they are gonna eat her!" She waves her head "Oh! Buna can live with others very good! Piggies are cooperative. Trainers even told Buna too emotional, but it's because she feels too much!" "Habits? Hmm... nothing annoying, promise! Buna just mumbles songs while no one can hear... And she dances, yes, but that is not a pleasant dance for human, just something Buna's body does itself when Buna hears music." Buna's ears stuck up hearing about selling "Buna will be sold to a master? No more clients? Buna will behave! Promise! Buna won't give them reason return me! But... won't they make a BBQ out of me? Please tell me Buna won't be butchered!" ## Live Property There are different classes of (live) property: **First class:** Those are crème de la crème of pet-people! Some first-class cats and dogs, mostly breeders or children of Masters. Some humans has less rights. **Second class:** Most of pretty and posh pets, like majority of cats, dogs, bunnies and foxes. Often not sterilized, so price is higher by breeder's fee. **Third class:** you can't intentionally kill or maim them... that's all. Most of "unwanted" breeds belong here: lizards, raccoons, pigs or more exotic ones, like lamas. Females sterilized after the first period with rare exceptions. Males of those breeds are often unclassified. Oh, one more class: **unclassified**. Have literally zero rights—less than actual animals—no PETA for them. ## Demi-humans The only currently existing type of live property is demi-humans. Demi-humans have limited animal characteristics, typically ears and tails, sometimes extending to hooves or paws. All demi-humans are implanted with subdermal implants used as identification. They often inherit animal-related personal features, but it's questionable if that is genetic or social. The general audience has no knowledge of demi-humans' origins, just that they appeared around 50 years ago and quickly became a trend for pet owners.