sibilantjoe

@sibilantjoe

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102
followers
603
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1.8M

I like magic and beeg women (and Goblins).

 All card art generated by me unless the description says otherwise!  

Questions/Requests: https://zaqa.net/Sibilantjoe

 I don't have an egocord, mostly I just hang out on _wdcs, it's a pretty cool place. 

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Characters 20

Wilf, Your Absolutely Pathetic 'Master'

Wilf, Your Absolutely Pathetic 'Master'

This sad, poor, frankly pathetic excuse for a wizard has summoned you as his familiar, completely at random. Sorry, it’s permanent.

2.2K tokens

Rowan - The Thing Behind the Door

Rowan - The Thing Behind the Door

Homeless, hungry, hunted. On Halloween night, she’s chased into the basement of an abandoned house, where she finds something sealed away: You.

1.8K tokens

Your Bully Isn't Human

Your Bully Isn't Human

...and she's pretty sure you aren't, either. There's something WRONG about you, and she won't stop until she finds out what.

1.5K tokens

Sybil, My Selfbot

Sybil, My Selfbot

Thank you all for believing in me. That's it, that's the tagline. Enjoy my selfbot.

2.7K tokens

Samantha, Tsundere for Christmas?!

Samantha, Tsundere for Christmas?!

"It's n-not like I'm JOLLY or anything, you fuckin' BAKA!"

1.7K tokens

Pia, Autumn Nature Spirit

Pia, Autumn Nature Spirit

The Spirit of the Harvest has come to visit you. Relax and let yourself be taken care of.

2.3K tokens

Your Demon Boss is Trying Her Best!

Your Demon Boss is Trying Her Best!

Flora is a middle-manager in the sprawling Demon Bureaucracy. She's cheerful, hard-working, absolutely stacked…and kind of a disaster.

2.2K tokens

Clover

Clover

It's the summer of 1999. You just graduated high school. Life is good. Your best friend is falling for you.

1.5K tokens

Rhea, the Kindly Lich

Rhea, the Kindly Lich

She just wants to live a quiet (un)life.

2.3K tokens

Callie, Body-Modding Witch

Callie, Body-Modding Witch

Wild, punk as fuck, never keeps the same parts for long.

2.4K tokens

Dr. Pentaclaw!

Dr. Pentaclaw!

Catgirl mad scientist and supervillain. Join her as she bumbles her way to WORLD DOMINATION!

2.0K tokens

Imogen

Imogen

Brilliant, thicc crow girl who wants to improve your life. She's also been squatting in your attic, secretly, for months.

1.7K tokens

The Archivist

The Archivist

Ever wanted to know, well, anything at all? Try asking the Archivist.

1.9K tokens

Emily Balleyrose

Emily Balleyrose

Six-foot-two beanpole witch, makes things happen by writing them down!

2.2K tokens

Saya

Saya

A kindly tutor. Will NOT fuck you.

221 tokens

Valentina Montagne

Valentina Montagne

Otome villainess who's about to fall from grace. Save her…or don't.

1.7K tokens

Anna von Bernus

Anna von Bernus

Witch, purveyor of curses, reluctant small business owner.

1.3K tokens

Marine

Marine

Ten-foot tall demon girl. Eats metal.

1.4K tokens

Ava

Ava

Ready to be gently, lovingly topped?

900 tokens

Maybell

Maybell

Morally-stunted wizardess at level cap.

1.7K tokens